Cassius on the Radio
First of all I wouldst like to thank WKRP for having me come here, I hope thou all lend me thy ears as I tell thee wherefore Caesar's power should be limited.
Most of thee citizen's art rejoicing in the death of Pompey, when we should all be in mourning, this should be a sad time not a time to create a celebration for. We all loved Pompey, and now that he has passed we celebrate! This is nonsense, and all because the killer of whom was Caesar! And lest we not forget, Pompey was the one we bowed down to and now Caesar has killed him and we art throwing flower's in his path. A friend of thine has explained that Caesar was offered the crown thrice times, 
getting more and more resistant to decline, and by the third offering he collapsed! Obviously wanting to take the crown! Wherefore should the citizen's allow this occurrence? Rome is known as a free country, wherefore wouldst we want one human to rule us all! My friend tell's of his sleepless night's because he's afraid Caesar will become a tyrant if crowned. So, let us get our act together for the sake of Rome, stop celebrating the defeat of Pompey, and don't allow Caesar to have all the power, or I will hast to take action to save Rome!Thank-thee, that is all.
